The M box

Nudist club

Posted by jacktruong on October 23, 2008

A man joined a very exclusive nudist colony.

On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around
the area.

A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man immediately got an
erection.

The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, did you call
for me?’

The man replied, ‘No, what do you mean?’ She said, ‘You must be new
here.

Let me explain. It’s a rule here that if you get an erection, it implies
you called for me.’

Smiling, she lead him to the side of the swimming pool, laid down on a
towel eagerly pulled him to her and happily let him have his way with
her.

Later, the man continued to explore the colony’s facilities. He entered
the sauna and as he sat down, he farted.

Within seconds a huge, hairy man lumbered out of the steam room toward
him. ‘Did you call for me?’ asked the hairy man.

‘No, what do you mean?’ replied the newcomer. ‘You must be new.’
answered the hairy man, ‘It’s a rule that if you fart, it implies that
you called for me.’

The huge man easily spun him around, put him over a bench and had his
way with the newcomer.

The newcomer staggered back to the colony office where he was greeted by
a smiling, naked receptionist, ‘May I help you?’ she asked.

‘Here’s my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep
the $500 membership fee.’

‘But, Sir,’ she replied, ‘you’ve only been here a few hours. You haven’t
had a chance to see all our facilities.’

‘Listen lady, I’m 68 years old. I only get an erection once a month, but
I fart 15 times a day. I’m outta here.’

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